Have you ever watched one of your favourite movies and thought, ‘You know what, I’d love to see that turned into a short poem’? Er, no, didn’t think so. Well tough, that’s exactly what you’re going to get here. Do you have a straw handy? Continue reading
Poetry in Motion Pictures: There Will Be Blood
Posted in Poetry in Motion Pictures with tags Movies, Poetry, There Will Be Blood on September 26, 2013 by Ross McGPoetry in Motion Pictures: The Great Outdoors
Posted in Poetry in Motion Pictures with tags Poetry, Poetry in Motion Pictures, The Great Outdoors on September 25, 2013 by Ross McGHave you ever watched one of your favourite movies and thought, ‘You know what, I’d love to see that turned into a short poem’? Er, no, didn’t think so. Well tough, that’s exactly what you’re going to get here. This time it’s The Great Outdoors, the best comedy in history. Continue reading
Poetry in Motion Pictures: Heat
Posted in Poetry in Motion Pictures with tags Al Pacino, Heat, Movies, Poetry, Poetry in Motion Pictures, Robert De Niro on September 24, 2013 by Ross McGHave you ever watched one of your favourite movies and thought, ‘You know what, I’d love to see that turned into a short poem’? Er, no, didn’t think so. Well tough, that’s exactly what you’re going to get here. Continue reading
Poetry in Motion Pictures: Die Hard
Posted in Poetry in Motion Pictures with tags Die Hard, Hans Gruber, John McClane, Movies, Poetry on September 23, 2013 by Ross McGHave you ever watched one of your favourite movies and thought, ‘You know what, I’d love to see that turned into a short poem’? Er, no, didn’t think so. Well tough, that’s exactly what you’re going to get here. Continue reading
Star Wars characters who won’t get their own spin-off but should: Cliegg Lars
Posted in COMMENT with tags Cliegg Lars, Disney, jack Thompson, Star Wars, Star Wars origins on September 20, 2013 by Ross McD
Disney has confirmed that the spin-offs from its planned Star Wars trilogy will be ‘origin’ stories. You know, like Batman Begins, but with lightsabers.
A host of the series key characters are being lined up to get their own spin-off movie, with the likes of Yoda, Han Solo and Boba Fett topping the bill.
But what about those unsung Star Wars heroes, the guys who appear one moment in the first six movies and are Bantha fodder the next? Wouldn’t you like to see one of those guys get their own spin-off? We know we would.
In Part 5 of our six-part series, we look at yet another amputee in the extended Skywalker family… Continue reading
Star Wars characters who won’t get their own spin-off but should: Jar Jar Binks
Posted in COMMENT with tags Disney, jar jar binks, Star Wars, Star Wars origins on September 20, 2013 by Ross McD
Disney has confirmed that the spin-offs from its planned Star Wars trilogy will be ‘origin’ stories. You know, like Batman Begins, but with lightsabers.
A host of the series key characters are being lined up to get their own spin-off movie, with the likes of Yoda, Han Solo and Boba Fett topping the bill.
But what about those unsung Star Wars heroes, the guys who appear one moment in the first six movies and are Bantha fodder the next? Wouldn’t you like to see one of those guys get their own spin-off? We know we would.
In Part 4 of our six-part series, we examine the most repulsive water-dweller since The Floater in Caddyshack… Continue reading
Star Wars characters who won’t get their own spin-off but should: Salacious B Crumb
Posted in TOP FIVES with tags Disney, Jabba the Hutt, Movies, Return of the Jedi, Salacious B Crumb, Star Wars on September 20, 2013 by Ross McGDisney has confirmed that the spin-offs from its planned Star Wars trilogy will be ‘origin’ stories. You know, like Batman Begins, but with lightsabers. A host of the series key characters are being lined up to get their own spin-off movie, with the likes of Yoda, Han Solo and Boba Fett topping the bill. But what about those unsung Star Wars heroes, the guys who appear one moment in the first six movies and are Bantha fodder the next? Continue reading








Star Wars characters who won’t get their own spin-off but should: Bail Organa
Posted in COMMENT with tags Bail Organa, Disney, Jimmy Smits, Star Wars, Star Wars origins on September 20, 2013 by Ross McDDisney has confirmed that the spin-offs from its planned Star Wars trilogy will be ‘origin’ stories. You know, like Batman Begins, but with lightsabers.
A host of the series key characters are being lined up to get their own spin-off movie, with the likes of Yoda, Han Solo and Boba Fett topping the bill.
But what about those unsung Star Wars heroes, the guys who appear one moment in the first six movies and are Bantha fodder the next? Wouldn’t you like to see one of those guys get their own spin-off? We know we would.
In the last of a six-part series, we take a look the best looking man in the Star Wars universe… Continue reading →
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