Archive for the BATTLES Category

Jaws v Jurassic Park

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on July 6, 2010 by Ross McD

Thanks to a recent excellent cinematic documentary, we now know who would win in a fight between a Mega Shark and a Giant Octopus. Sadly, with 65 million years separating them, we may never know who would win in a fight between a shark and a dinosaur. But with a little help from Steven Spielberg, the Rosses make their cases. Click HERE or the pic above to read the arguments. Continue reading

Toy Story v Toy Story 2

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , on June 29, 2010 by rossvross

Contrary to popular belief, Buzz and Woody are not named after two very different types of girly toys. Fifteen years after giving birth to the CG animated film, Pixar is teaming the spaceman and the cowboy up one more time for Toy Story 3. But which of its predecessors is Lego, and which one is, erm, Mega Bloks? Click HERE or the pic above to read the arguments. Continue reading

Clueless v Mean Girls

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , on June 22, 2010 by rossvross

Bitches. Sluts. Whores. It’s not porn, it’s just what these gals call their BFFs when they are not looking. So which of these films is like, so fetch, and which is, like, not even? Click HERE or the pic above to read the arguments. Continue reading

The Wedding Singer v Wedding Crashers

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , on June 15, 2010 by rossvross

Get your speech ready, remember your vows and make sure you’re on time, as the Rosses take you up the aisle in a battle between two wedding comedies. Which one do you promise to love and cherish til death do you part and which one do you want to ditch at the altar? Read the arguments by clicking HERE or the pic above and decide… Continue reading

The Lost Boys v The Monster Squad

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , , on June 8, 2010 by rossvross

1987… U2 release The Joshua Tree. The Simpsons first appear on the Tracy Ullman Show. Nasa’s final deep space probe is launched by Captain Buck Rogers. But more importantly, two of the best ever monster gang movies are released. But which gang would kick the other’s ass? Click HERE or the scary picture above to read this battle at Metro Film Fight Club! Continue reading

Escape To Victory v Mean Machine

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 1, 2010 by rossvross

With the World Cup only around the corner, we at RvR decided to set up a little match ourselves. Cinema’s two greatest teams of footballing prisoners kick off, but which one’s through on goal, and which one’s just plain offside? Click HERE or the image above to read this battle at Metro Film Fight Club. Continue reading

Street Fighter v Mortal Kombat

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , , on May 25, 2010 by rossvross

Round One… Fight! Players 1 and 2 have entered the tournament. In the red corner, wearing a red jumpsuit and with bleached blonde hair, it’s Ross McG. In the blue corner, wearing a ski-mask and shooting ice from his hands, it’s Ross McD. Which video game adaptation is better/worse? Click HERE or the image above to read the arguments for both at Metro Film Fight Club.

The Princess Bride v Willow

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , , on May 18, 2010 by rossvross

There’s babies to protect and fathers to avenge, Death Dogs to flee and Rodents of Unusual Size to avoid, an unbelivably large Andre the Giant and an unbelievably thin Val Kilmer, there’s castles stormed, too much kissing and lots and lots and lots of swordplay. Two of the 80s’ greatest fantasy flicks face off – one must prepare to die. Click HERE or the image above to read this battle at Metro Film Fight Club. Continue reading