If you read this battle, you will receive a phone call informing you that you will be back on this website in seven days. Or you will read it, think it’s crap and never return to this site again. Either way, it’s pretty horrific stuff, huh? Click HERE or the image above to read this battle at Metro Film Fight Club. Continue reading
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Ringu v The Ring
Posted in BATTLES with tags Halloween, Horror, Movies, Ringu, The Ring on November 2, 2010 by rossvrossThe Lion King v Aladdin
Posted in BATTLES with tags Aladdin, Cartoon, Disney, Movies, The Lion King on October 22, 2010 by rossvross
Murder, deceit, casual racism and subliminal sexual messages to children – it is of course Walt Disney’s two greatest films ever. This battle makes Sophie’s choice look like a no-brainer. So which one can you feel the love for? Click HERE or the pic above to read this battle at Metro Film Fight Club. Continue reading
Goldfinger v From Russia With Love
Posted in BATTLES with tags From Russia With Love, Goldfinger, James Bond, Movies, Sean Connery on October 12, 2010 by rossvross
Do you expect us to talk? No, Ross and Ross, we expect you to spout your usual pithy drivel about two of the finest Bond movies. Click HERE or the pic above to read this battle at Metro Film Fight Club. Continue reading
3.10 to Yuma v Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
Posted in BATTLES with tags 3:10 To Yuma, Christian Bale, Movies, Russell Crowe, Steven Seagal, Under Siege, Under Siege 2, Western on October 6, 2010 by rossvross
CHOOO CHOOO!!! All aboard the Ross v Ross express… That’s right, this battle from Ross McD and Ross McG makes almost no sense whatsoever, except that one of these films has a train in it most of the way through, while the other has a train in it right at the end. Take your seat, have your tickets ready and enjoy the ride. Click HERE or on the Pic above to read this battle… Continue reading
Flash Gordon v Highlander
Posted in BATTLES with tags Brian Blessed, Christopher Lambert, Film, Flash Gordon, Highlander, Max Von Sydow, Movies, Queen, Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton on September 14, 2010 by rossvross
Films are all about trying to have cool soundtracks nowadays. But filmmakers are so busy trying to find the hippest choones from the most up-to-date bands that they overlook the only ingredient they ever needed. Which of these two Queen-fuelled classics is the real prince of the universe? Click HERE or the pic above to read the arguments. There can be only one… Continue reading
Kick-Ass v Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
Posted in BATTLES with tags Comic, Kick-Ass, Michael Cera, Movies, Nicolas Cage, Scott Pilgrim on September 1, 2010 by rossvross
Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spider-Man, Batman and Robin too. There are two new comic book heroes in town. And they are here to Kick your Ass. And, uh, Scott your Pilgrim. Click HERE or the image above to read this battle from the Rosses at Metro Film Fight Club. Continue reading
Back to the Future v Donnie Darko
Posted in BATTLES with tags Back to the Future, Christopher Lloyd, Donnie Darko, Film, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael J Fox, Movies, Richard Kelly, Robert Zemeckis, Time travel on August 24, 2010 by Ross McD
You don’t remember this battle, do you? Even though we did it a couple of weeks ago. That’s probably because instead of starting a whole new argument, we decided to jump back in time and erase it from then, so we could argue it today. Following? No? Never mind, just tell us which of the chronologically confusing classics is the king. Click HERE or on the pic above to read the battle Continue reading
Expendables Battle Special – Statham v Willis v Stallone v Schwarzenegger
Posted in BATTLES with tags Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Movies, Sylvester Stallone, The Expendables on August 17, 2010 by rossvross
There are all star casts, and there are all star casts. And then there are all star casts who could make you see stars and leave you in casts. The Expendables has brought together some pretty big hitters, and our friends at The List and Cut The Crap Movie Reviews have offered to help us decide just who is the baddest. Click HERE or on the pic above to read the battle. Continue reading
