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The 29 Movies Ross McG Watched Over Christmas

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , on January 3, 2013 by Ross McG

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It’s that time of year again… where I run down the good, the bad and the very bad of the movies I watched over Christmas. This is something of an RvR tradition – you can see my Christmas 2009 list HERE and my Christmas 2010 list HERE. If you want to run through some really odd choices you can go for Ross McD’s 2009 list HERE. Somehow we both missed 2011’s movies. Must have eaten too much turkey. Anyway, here are the films I caught over the festive period in the last week or two. As always, some I watched in their entirety, some I watched large chunks of and some I caught just a tiny snippet. Come on, I had things to do. Like walk from the sofa to the kitchen and back to grab more chocolates. These movies are in the order I watched them, not rearranged by quality. Let us know what movies you watched over Christmas in the comments section and tell us what you think of my choices. Although in the case of Happy Feet, I didn’t have a choice… Continue reading

Top Seven… Movie Characters Called Jack

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , , , , , , on December 20, 2012 by Ross McG

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Tom Cruise is back. And this time he’s Jack Reacher. Yeah, you know, that really tall guy who kicks ass? Uh… yeah. Well, size isn’t everything. We are big fans of The Cruiser at Ross v Ross (well, one of us two Rosses is), so we’ll happily watch him in anything. We’re looking forward to his upcoming sci-fi outing, Oblivion, too, in which he plays another Jack, a good three decades after playing a Jack in Ridley Scott’s Timotei advert cum epic fantasy, Legend. But what is it about characters called Jack? And who are the best Jacks in the movies? Let’s find out… Continue reading

Life of Pi… Alternative casting

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , on December 18, 2012 by Ross McG

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Ang Lee’s adaptation of Life of Pi, the book by Yann Martel that was long thought unfilmable, looks pretty sweet, and we at Ross v Ross are big fans of the director’s work (I like Sense & Sensibility, Ross McD likes that bit where they fly through the trees in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon). But we can’t help feeling that Lee should have cast some more well-knowns in the all-important roles of the animals, of which there is a tiger, a hyena, a zebra, an orangutan and a whale. Here is our dream cast for Life of Pi. Continue reading

Top Seven… Colin Farrell psychopaths

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , on December 3, 2012 by Ross McG

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We love a bit of Colin Farrell. One of us two Rosses even shared a plane with him once. But that’s a story for another day. A day when you want to hear a really boring story about meeting Colin Farrell at the luggage carousel in an airport. For now, in honour of his new movie, Seven Psychopaths, we look back at some of the previous loose cannons he’s played down the years. Warning: chances are this article contains a lot of clips of an Irishman swearing. For once, it’s not Ross McD. Continue reading

What were your movie great expectations?

Posted in COMMENT with tags , , , , , on November 26, 2012 by Ross McG

Great Expectations is out this week. There have been precisely 736 film adaptations of Great Expectations, so that Dickens guy must be raking it in on the royalties front. I don’t mind the prospect of this latest version, and not because it has Ralph Fiennes and Helena Bonham Carter, who seem to be in bloody everything these days.

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Top Five… Movies with ‘End’ in the title

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , on November 19, 2012 by Ross McG

It looks like we might have made it, looks like we’ve made it to the end. End Of Watch, that is, the gritty cop thriller with Jake Gyllenhaal and directed by David Ayer, who makes gritty cop thrillers for breakfast. But is it going to be the best movie ever with ‘End’ in its title? Is that a question that has been on your lips for ages? Aw, who cares, here’s a list… Continue reading

Top Seven… Reasons Why Skyfall Really Isn’t Very Good At All

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , , on November 7, 2012 by Ross McG

Only one man likes Bond films. His name is Alan Partridge. He doesn’t even exist. Beware of those who proclaim, ‘Oh, I bloody love James Bond movies. Bloody Bond, I bloody love ‘im’. They are liars. No one likes Bond films ***. They are films for people who don’t like films. Pre-packaged and flat-packed. Bond isn’t British. He’s Swedish. He is the Ikea of cinema. Continue reading

The Top Five Unkillable Screen Baddies

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , on October 31, 2012 by Ross McD

Did you ever notice that baddies in action films can be killed with a haphazard bullet casually fired in their general direction, but baddies in horror films can survive anything short of having a planet dropped on their head? Why don’t evil megalomaniacs hire their henchmen from horror genres? They’d save a huge amount in wages, not to mention the flowers they have to continuously send to henchwidows. Here’s five of the unkillablest… Continue reading