Archive for Movies

Top Seven… Witches in movies

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , on March 4, 2013 by Ross McG

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Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Of course, we all know The Wizard Of Oz is really about witches. As Sam Raimi’s prequel, Oz The Great And Powerful, is released, we run through the best witches in movie history. Be warned: they are certain to put a spell on you. Continue reading

Top Six… Peter Stormare performances

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , on February 27, 2013 by Ross McG

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There’s a film called Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters out this week. We’re big Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton fans here at Ross v Ross Towers, but this looks like a big dollop of crud. The story of Hansel & Gretel would work better as a slow-moving Michael Haneke piece, with a close-up of every bread crumb dropped in the forest. Anyway, we’re not interested in this film because of Jez and Gemma. We’re barely interested in it at all. The reason we are even slightly interested in it is because of one man: Peter Stormare. He may not have a name you know but he has a face you have almost definitely seen. And for some reason he’s in Hansel & Gretel: Cruise Control or whatever it’s called. But forget it. Here are his truly greatest movie moments. Continue reading

Top Ten… Movie Shower Scenes

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , on February 11, 2013 by Ross McG

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Take two movies into the shower? No, let’s take ten. In the final part of our bathroom trilogy, we move from the bath and the toilet into a nice, hot, steamy, cinematic shower. Warning: You may need a towel. Continue reading

Top Ten… Toilet Scenes In Movies

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , on February 4, 2013 by Ross McG

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Last week, we gave you a nice clean bath. This week, it’s toilet time. Going to the loo in the movies is a bit like going to the loo at a rock concert – no one washes their hands. Hollywood, what a dirty town… Continue reading

Best in the World: Germany

Posted in BEST IN THE WORLD with tags , on January 28, 2013 by Lord Ian O'Itall

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It’s been a while, but Lord Ian O’Itall is back to teaches us Rosses about movies. If you were missing his Best In The World series here on RvR, you are in for a treat, as here he runs through what he sees as the greatest feats in German cinema history. Continue reading

Top 10… Bath Scenes In The Movies

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , on January 28, 2013 by Ross McG

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There’s nothing quite like a nice, relaxing bath. Except in the movies, where bath time doesn’t mean a soak with a rubber ducky – it means scary monsters might try to get you. Sometimes. Here are some great scenes to think about the next time you take a dip. Continue reading

Top Ten… Cheese Scenes In Movies

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , on January 21, 2013 by Ross McG

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Yes, yes… I know what you’re thinking, ‘Didn’t you do this list last week?’ Well, almost. It was chess scenes last week, but some of our literally dozens of readers took a quick glance at the title and thought it said ‘cheese’ instead. A cheesy movie scene list was hence demanded. So here it is. Continue reading

Top 15… Chess Scenes In Movies

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , on January 15, 2013 by Ross McG

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Chess. It’s really boring, right? Wrong. Try telling that to Rutger Hauer, Jeff Goldblum, Humphrey Bogart and Ted bleedin’ Danson. Chess is flipping ace. Here’s why. Continue reading