Gladiator v Troy

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 29, 2009 by rossvross

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Sharpen your sword and slip on your sandals – it’s the battle everybody wanted to see (well, two of you did). Russell Crowe takes on Brad Pitt. In skirts. What we do in this battle, will echo in the comments section… Continue reading

Great Scenes… Witness

Posted in GREAT SCENES with tags , , , , , on May 26, 2009 by Ross McG

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In the first of a new series here at RVR, we are gonna pick our favourite scenes from our favourite movies. Let’s kick things off with a nice thick dollop of Harrison Ford, as he romances Kelly McGillis to the sounds of Greg Chapman (not Sam Cooke) in Witness. Sit back and enjoy… Continue reading

Top Five… fairgrounds

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , , , , , , , , , on May 21, 2009 by Ross McG

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It’s got to beeeeee… perfect. So sang late 80s chart-toppers Fairground Attraction. They obviously hadn’t been on some of these scary rides. Here are five memorable cinematic funfair escapades. Continue reading

Top Five… exaggerations

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , , , , , , , , , on May 19, 2009 by Ross McD

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Embellishments are everywhere in movies. Just check the taglines, they usually boast of The Ultimate this, The Final that, The Only him and The Greatest her. And just under that it will usually say ‘Directed by Michael Bay’. But it’s not just those behind the camera who are partial to the odd game of Hyper-Bowl, as these characters will attest… Continue reading

The Shining v The Thing

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , , on May 14, 2009 by rossvross

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They both hate snow. They both hate shaving. They both hate the fact that their respective film titles are not very frightening. They both hate each other – and they’re about to go head to head. Read the arguments and decide which one is scarier. Heeere’s… JOHNNY!! And Ross McG. Oh, and Ross McD as well. Continue reading

Top Five… terrible nightclubs

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , , , , , , on May 13, 2009 by Ross McG

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Toy Story v Finding Nemo

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , on May 8, 2009 by rossvross

border nemoPixar doesn’t really make movies. It simply makes your life better. But which of these two greats is the top toon? Read the arguments and decide. Remember: we can see everything! So play nice… Continue reading

Goodfellas v The Departed

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2009 by rossvross

borderscorAs far back as we can remember, we’ve always wanted to do a Martin Scorsese movie battle. Swearing, shouting, shooting and Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones – it’s all here. Read the mother****ing arguments and decide. Warning: this battle may contain some bad language. You think that intro’s funny? Funny how?! Continue reading