Alas fellow humans, Professor Magic Xylophone here, and it’s time to separate out the movies you should show to your children in order to encourage a good scientific mind from those that should be banned for spreading as much misinformation as your high school physics book, when it told you there were only four dimensions. This time we’re gonna have a look at what is considered the gold standard of Dinosaur movies (No not the land before time, which I believe should be banned forever), Jurassic Park! Continue reading
Magic Xylophone: Jurassic Park
Posted in MAGIC XYLOPHONE with tags DNA, errors, Films, Jurassic Park, MAGIC XYLOPHONE, mistakes, Movies, Science, Steven Spielberg on September 2, 2010 by Professor Magic XylophoneKick-Ass v Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
Posted in BATTLES with tags Comic, Kick-Ass, Michael Cera, Movies, Nicolas Cage, Scott Pilgrim on September 1, 2010 by rossvross
Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spider-Man, Batman and Robin too. There are two new comic book heroes in town. And they are here to Kick your Ass. And, uh, Scott your Pilgrim. Click HERE or the image above to read this battle from the Rosses at Metro Film Fight Club. Continue reading
Back to the Future v Donnie Darko
Posted in BATTLES with tags Back to the Future, Christopher Lloyd, Donnie Darko, Film, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael J Fox, Movies, Richard Kelly, Robert Zemeckis, Time travel on August 24, 2010 by Ross McD
You don’t remember this battle, do you? Even though we did it a couple of weeks ago. That’s probably because instead of starting a whole new argument, we decided to jump back in time and erase it from then, so we could argue it today. Following? No? Never mind, just tell us which of the chronologically confusing classics is the king. Click HERE or on the pic above to read the battle Continue reading
Expendables Battle Special – Statham v Willis v Stallone v Schwarzenegger
Posted in BATTLES with tags Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Movies, Sylvester Stallone, The Expendables on August 17, 2010 by rossvross
There are all star casts, and there are all star casts. And then there are all star casts who could make you see stars and leave you in casts. The Expendables has brought together some pretty big hitters, and our friends at The List and Cut The Crap Movie Reviews have offered to help us decide just who is the baddest. Click HERE or on the pic above to read the battle. Continue reading
3e Movie Club: Bob Roberts
Posted in 3e MOVIE CLUB with tags 3e MOVIE CLUB, Bob Roberts, Film, mockumentary, Movies, Ross McD, Ross McDonagh, rossvross, Tim Robbins on August 12, 2010 by Ross McD
Forget Obama – this is a guy you can really get behind Continue reading
The Sixth Sense v Signs
Posted in BATTLES with tags Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, M Night Shyamalan, Mel Gibson, Movies, Signs, The Sixth Sense, Twist endings on August 10, 2010 by rossvross
What’s scarier? Bruce Willis not wearing a vest or Mel Gibson going completely nuts? As twistmeister M Night Shyamalan releases The Last Airbender, we battle it out over some of his films that had decent titles. Click HERE or the image above to read this battle at Metro Film Fight Club. Continue reading
3e Movie Club: The Fog
Posted in 3e MOVIE CLUB with tags 3e MOVIE CLUB, Film, Horror, Jamie Lee Curtis, John Carpenter, Movies, Ross McD, Ross McDonagh, rossvross, The Fog on August 7, 2010 by Ross McD
John Carpenter carves up another horror classic Continue reading
Con Air v Under Siege
Posted in BATTLES with tags Colm Meaney, Con Air, Movies, Nicolas Cage, Steven Seagal, Under Siege on August 3, 2010 by rossvross
Cage’s mullet versus Seagal’s ponytail. And THEN it gets personal. Click HERE or the pic above to read this battle at Metro Film Fight Club. Continue reading
Ross v Ross 
