In honour of Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides being released this week, Ross McG looks at four previous fourth instalments in film franchises that failed to live up to what came before them. Continue reading
Top Four… Terrible Fourquels
Posted in TOP FIVES with tags Fourquel, Movies, Pirates of the Caribbean on May 19, 2011 by Ross McGTop Five Movie Cars To Take For A Spin
Posted in TOP FIVES with tags Cars, Movies on May 12, 2011 by Ross McDBored with your motor vehicle? Tired of having to pay for parking? Sick of clampers? Then check out these movie motors in this list from Ross McD. It’s the car… chicks love the car… Continue reading
Top Eight… Phone Calls In Movies
Posted in TOP FIVES with tags Movies, Phones, TOP FIVES on May 5, 2011 by Ross McGI just called… to say… I love this movie scene… Phones are very handy for moving the plot along, but don’t forget they do that in life too. Here’s eight thrilling conversations from Ross McG and there isn’t an iPhone in sight. Continue reading
Best in the World: Australia
Posted in BEST IN THE WORLD with tags Australia, Babe, Film, mad max, murial's wedding, Punic at hanging rock, the castle, World cinema on May 4, 2011 by Lord Ian O'ItallThey may speak the same language as us, but Australian films have a look and style that makes them very distinctive and sometimes startlingly unique, even if the majority of them are about dysfunctional families, World War 2 or sheep. Sitting at the arse end of the planet, it’s no surprise the world didn’t really take much notice of the cinematic efforts of our antipodean friends until the 1970s, something not helped by its production of cheap but cheer-free snorefests that were about as enticing as a date with Morag off Home And Away. But then things changed and some young diggers got to work and came out with classics that brought new talents to our screens and perhaps most noticeably, a whole new lexicon that quickly caught on (but inevitably led to cliché after becoming as overused as a dunnie after a day eating undercooked shrimp off the barbie… see?) This was no more evident than in the 1980s when Hollywood briefly fell in love with a certain knife-wielding crocodile wrestler, but thankfully things picked up again and we’ve been left with some very tough calls on what was good enough to make this list. Mr Dundee doesn’t make it (it’s an American film), but then neither does BMX Bandits, such was the quality to choose from. So who is in the Top Five? Read on and find out… Continue reading
Top Five… Worst Movie Princes
Posted in TOP FIVES with tags Disney, Kate Middleton, Movies, Prince William, Royal Wedding on April 28, 2011 by Ross McDAll eyes are on Prince William this week as he suits up for his… wedding? Really? Is that what everyone is excited about? Back in the day, the only suits princes put on were suits of armour as they rode out to battle invaders/dragons/evil uncles, while fiancées could only be gained by rescuing them from castles, towers and dungeons, not lectures at uni. In fairness though, William is not the only rubbish prince out there… Continue reading
DVD RvReview… Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Posted in REVIEWS with tags Deathly Hallows, DVD, Harry Potter, JK Rowling, Movies, REVIEWS, Wizards on April 20, 2011 by Ross McGWonder what Hans Gruber/The Sheriff Of Nottingham/Severus Snape has in store for Harry Potter this time round. And do you wonder what Ross McG thought about it? Well, if you do, check out the review below.
DVD RvReview: Rubber
Posted in REVIEWS with tags DVD, Movies, REVIEWS, Rubber on April 18, 2011 by Ross McG‘I am tyre-d of the same old faces… the same old things…’ These Hercules In New York quips don’t write themselves you know. Yep, some idiot actually writes them. Let’s just find out what Ross McG thought of tyre-killer-thriller Rubber then. In America they spell ‘tyre’ ‘tire’.
Top Five… Bizarre Title Changes
Posted in TOP FIVES with tags Fists of Fury, Harold and Kumar, Harry Potter, March of the Penguins, Movies, Pirate Radio, Red Riding Hood, The Big Boss, The Boat that Rocked on April 14, 2011 by Ross McD
You’ll notice this week ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ has become merely ‘Red Riding Hood’ – but to be fair Amanda Seyfried is tall enough. Plus the film looks a bit sexually charged, so it might have been a bit ropey leaving the ‘little’ in. Usually, name changes occur as we cross the Atlantic: we’ve got taps, lifts, crisps, jam, runners, biscuits, jelly and estate agents; while they’ve got faucets, elevators, chips, jelly, trainers, cookies, jello and real estate agents (are our estate agents fake?). But when it comes to film titles, it can be just downright confusing. We have a look at five of the weirdest with over at Metro Continue reading









