Today is National Orgasm Day. Of course it is. It’s right up there with St Patrick’s Day and No Pants Day as one of the worst holidays ever.
What’s that? It isn’t a holiday? We don’t get the day off? Screw that. Uh… precisely.
Some people think cinema was invented (by Steven Spielberg or James Cameron – I always forget which one it was) to show us the beauty and sadness of life, to take us to new worlds, to fire our imagination. Rubbish.
Movies came, ahem, along to do one thing: depict lots of actors and actresses showing us their O face.
In honour of National Orgasm Day then, here are the best and worst orgasm scenes in cinema.
