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Flash Gordon v Highlander

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 14, 2010 by rossvross

Films are all about trying to have cool soundtracks nowadays. But filmmakers are so busy trying to find the hippest choones from the most up-to-date bands that they overlook the only ingredient they ever needed. Which of these two Queen-fuelled classics is the real prince of the universe? Click HERE or the pic above to read the arguments. There can be only one… Continue reading

Reservoir Dogs v Pulp Fiction

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , on September 7, 2010 by rossvross

pulpfictionborderBetween them they have ear-slicing, male rape and 537 uses of the f-word. It’s a bloody battle courtesy of Quentin Tarantino. Let’s go to work. Click HERE or the pic above to read this battle at Metro Film Fight Club. Continue reading

Magic Xylophone: Jurassic Park

Posted in MAGIC XYLOPHONE with tags , , , , , , , , on September 2, 2010 by Professor Magic Xylophone

Alas fellow humans, Professor Magic Xylophone here, and it’s time to separate out the movies you should show to your children in order to encourage a good scientific mind from those that should be banned for spreading as much misinformation as your high school physics book, when it told you there were only four dimensions. This time we’re gonna have a look at what is considered the gold standard of Dinosaur movies (No not the land before time, which I believe should be banned forever), Jurassic Park! Continue reading

Kick-Ass v Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , on September 1, 2010 by rossvross

Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spider-Man, Batman and Robin too. There are two new comic book heroes in town. And they are here to Kick your Ass. And, uh, Scott your Pilgrim. Click HERE or the image above to read this battle from the Rosses at Metro Film Fight Club. Continue reading

Back to the Future v Donnie Darko

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 24, 2010 by Ross McD

You don’t remember this battle, do you? Even though we did it a couple of weeks ago. That’s probably because instead of starting a whole new argument, we decided to jump back in time and erase it from then, so we could argue it today. Following? No? Never mind, just tell us which of the chronologically confusing classics is the king. Click HERE or on the pic above to read the battle Continue reading

Expendables Battle Special – Statham v Willis v Stallone v Schwarzenegger

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , on August 17, 2010 by rossvross

There are all star casts, and there are all star casts. And then there are all star casts who could make you see stars and leave you in casts. The Expendables has brought together some pretty big hitters, and our friends at The List and Cut The Crap Movie Reviews have offered to help us decide just who is the baddest. Click HERE or on the pic above to read the battle. Continue reading

3e Movie Club: Bob Roberts

Posted in 3e MOVIE CLUB with tags , , , , , , , , on August 12, 2010 by Ross McD

Forget Obama – this is a guy you can really get behind Continue reading

The Sixth Sense v Signs

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , , , on August 10, 2010 by rossvross

What’s scarier? Bruce Willis not wearing a vest or Mel Gibson going completely nuts? As twistmeister M Night Shyamalan releases The Last Airbender, we battle it out over some of his films that had decent titles. Click HERE or the image above to read this battle at Metro Film Fight Club. Continue reading