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Commando v Predator

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , on December 3, 2009 by rossvross

Commando v PredatorSilly Bennett, silly Predator. Didn’t they know who they were up against? Even if they survived those massive biceps, the kiss-off line would have finished them off anyway. So who was Arnie’s greater nemesis and which movie is better? Click HERE or the picture above to read this battle we’ve done for Metro.co.uk. Be sure to comment!

Ross v… Bruce Lee!

Posted in RADIO BATTLES with tags , , , , , on December 1, 2009 by Ross McD

He may be dead a few decades, but he would probably still kick both the Rosses’ asses at the same time. Ross McD and Gordon Hayden from Spin 103.8’s We Love Movies discuss the martial arts movie legend who remains unchallenged in his genre… Continue reading

Magic Xylophone: 2012

Posted in MAGIC XYLOPHONE with tags , , , , on November 30, 2009 by Professor Magic Xylophone


Greetings fellow human beings, Professor Magic Xylophone here, expert in all things science.  The Rosses have called on my extraordinary brain once again to protect you innocent movie-goers from evil movie producers and their pseudo-science. This week they also claim clairvoyance! Well I claim shennanigans! Let the science begin! Continue reading

Ghost v Dirty Dancing

Posted in BATTLES with tags , , , , , on November 27, 2009 by rossvross

ghost v dirty dancing

Sadly, the dirty dancer is now a ghost for real, but before he left us he made some of cinema’s most iconic films. Would you rather sway with Swayze or make pots with Patrick? This is the first in a new series of battles we are doing for our pals at Metro.co.uk. To read this Swayze battle, click HERE.

Top Five… Guilty Dislikes

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , , , on November 26, 2009 by Lester Square

A few weeks ago, RvR writer Lester Square gave a rundown of his favourite guilty pleasure movies. Now he reveals the movies he’s been told to love but just can’t help hating. Not sure he feels too guilty, mind… Continue reading

Ripley’s Game: Musicals

Posted in RIPLEY'S GAME with tags , , , , , on November 25, 2009 by Ellen

Move over Hans Gruber, the bitch is back. And she’s writing for RvR. In the first of a new series where she gives her movie views, alien slayer Ellen Ripley rips into Mamma Mia. Man, she’s tough… Continue reading

Great Scenes… About A Boy

Posted in GREAT SCENES with tags , , , , on November 24, 2009 by Justin Michaels

aboutaboyHugh Grant, the king of awkward British comedy, goes into awkward overdrive thanks to some guitar strumming, a bit of Roberta Flack and a pair of closed eyes. Oh, and an apple. Continue reading

Magic Xylophone: 28 Days Later

Posted in MAGIC XYLOPHONE with tags , , , , on November 23, 2009 by Professor Magic Xylophone

Hello there fellow human beings: I’m Professor Magic Xylophone, an expert in all things science. If it’s Microbiology, Geology, Botany, Physics, Chemistry, Zoology well… you get the idea, I know it all. I’m going to use my extraordinary brain to stop you being deceived by the devils in Hollywood who use phoney science to fool innocent movie-goers. Let the science begin! Continue reading