Archive for the TOP FIVES Category

Top Five… Needless Movie Gang Members

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , , , , , on June 13, 2011 by Ross McD

Every gang has ‘em – that hanger-on in the background who doesn’t really add anything to the group dynamic. With the release of The Hangover Part II recently, Ross McD has a look at five of the most useless fillers, starting with… Continue reading

Top Five… Signs we should have known Tom Cruise was a f**king nutjob

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , , , , on June 10, 2011 by Ross McD

McG will defend him to the end, but the Cruise missile’s targeting systems have always been a little askew. With the man himself out checking out the Super 8 premiere this week, Ross McD counts the ways on Phantom’s CineramaContinue reading

Top Four… Terrible Fourquels

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , on May 19, 2011 by Ross McG

In honour of Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides being released this week, Ross McG looks at four previous fourth instalments in film franchises that failed to live up to what came before them. Continue reading

Top Five Movie Cars To Take For A Spin

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , on May 12, 2011 by Ross McD

Bored with your motor vehicle? Tired of having to pay for parking? Sick of clampers? Then check out these movie motors in this list from Ross McD. It’s the car… chicks love the car… Continue reading

Top Eight… Phone Calls In Movies

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , on May 5, 2011 by Ross McG

I just called… to say… I love this movie scene… Phones are very handy for moving the plot along, but don’t forget they do that in life too. Here’s eight thrilling conversations from Ross McG and there isn’t an iPhone in sight. Continue reading

Top Five… Worst Movie Princes

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , , , on April 28, 2011 by Ross McD

All eyes are on Prince William this week as he suits up for his… wedding? Really? Is that what everyone is excited about? Back in the day, the only suits princes put on were suits of armour as they rode out to battle invaders/dragons/evil uncles, while fiancées could only be gained by rescuing them from castles, towers and dungeons, not lectures at uni. In fairness though, William is not the only rubbish prince out there… Continue reading

Top Five… Bizarre Title Changes

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , , , , , , , on April 14, 2011 by Ross McD

You’ll notice this week ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ has become merely ‘Red Riding Hood’ – but to be fair Amanda Seyfried is tall enough. Plus the film looks a bit sexually charged, so it might have been a bit ropey leaving the ‘little’ in. Usually, name changes occur as we cross the Atlantic: we’ve got taps, lifts, crisps, jam, runners, biscuits, jelly and estate agents; while they’ve got faucets, elevators, chips, jelly, trainers, cookies, jello and real estate agents (are our estate agents fake?). But when it comes to film titles, it can be just downright confusing. We have a look at five of the weirdest with over at Metro Continue reading

April Fools’ Day Top Five: Most Ill-Advised Movie Pranks

Posted in TOP FIVES with tags , , , on March 31, 2011 by Ross McD

It’s the week of April Fools’ Day and innocent pranks are very much the order of the day. While more elaborate stunts may seem funny in the planning stages, there are often more serious consequences. Ross McD would like to dissuade children from trying any of the following at home without the supervision of a responsible adult. Unless you want them dead. Continue reading