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Hayao Miyazaki, the Walt Disney of the East, has dreamt up some of the freakiest, weirdest, most awesome, most enduring, and – as attested by this list – most adorable characters throughout his long and prolific career. With Studio Ghibli’s latest masterpiece, Arrietty, hitting cinemas, Ross McD counts down the cutest…

5. Kodama (Princess Mononoke, 1997)

Earlier versions of The Moomins just didn't work

Not much by way of cute going on in this film – boar demons, wolf gods and human warriors tearing lumps out of each other, fatal demonic worm infections, Minnie Driver shooting the heads of forest spirits – but throughout all the anarchy these tiny little tree sprites kept their cool and did what they do best: stand there and stare. Like miniature Chinese knockoff bobblehead versions of Ghostface from Scream, it was really their forlorn gaze that made everyone go ‘aaawwwww!’ and stop fighting.

4. Totoro (My Neighbor Totoro, 1988)

Why doesn't Totoro, the tallest friend, simply eat the other friends?

Neighbours; everybody needs good ones. And they don’t get much better than this enormous hunk of sleeping, smiling adorableness. Totoro is quite literally a cultural icon in Japan, and crops up in cameo appearances ranging from Toy Story to South Park. Even though in his film, he doesn’t actually do that much. He may be 15 foot tall with a mouth that could swallow your family whole, but who didnt want to run up and hug him as he fruitlessly tried to shelter from the pouring rain under a leaf? He’s also mates with an even more fantastic creature we’ll be meeting later on this list…

3. No-Face (Spirited Away, 2001)

Japan's tourist board quickly shelved their latest mascot idea

A cloaked faceless masked demon who devours everything and eveyone in its path isn’t the most typical entry on a ‘most adorable’ list, but the sight of the poor thing standing out in the rain before young Chihiro leaves the door open for it just melts your heart. Plus when it went on that rampage, he had an upset tummy, so it was understandable. After some kindness and medicine from Chiriro, No-Face follws her around like a meek little lost puppy. Sweetheart!

2. Ponyo (Ponyo, 2008)

'Where is that f****r Nemo?'

Ponyo and Sosuke, easily the cutest screen couple of all time. Essentially a retelling of The Little Mermaid, Ponyo the goldfish fancies five-year-old Sosuke so much that she transforms herself into a little girl. I know, it’s a bit hard to believe – five year olds fancying each other. All I remember from that age is that girls were gross, and I’m pretty sure they thought the same of us boys. The squeezable but stubborn Ponyo is so independent, she even defies cranky ocean-god dad Liam Neeson. Whenever she cries ‘SOSUKE!’ it makes my eyes more watery than her original home.

1. Cat Bus (My Neighbor Totoro, 1988)

Their mode of transport was a real pussy wagon

It’s a cat… and it’s a bus! Alright, so this particular moggy isn’t the sweetest-looking kitten you’ve ever seen, but the concept simply couldn’t be cuter. Imagine after a long day at work, instead of trying to doze on a sweaty condensation-covered window that thumps you back awake every time the noisy chugging claptrap jolts over a bump, you snuggle up to cozy feline fur as the giant moggy silently pads its way over treetops. Only problem is when the bus spots a Volkswagon Beetle and decides to chase it….

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