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Magic Xylophone: Jurassic Park

Posted in MAGIC XYLOPHONE with tags , , , , , , , , on September 2, 2010 by Professor Magic Xylophone

Alas fellow humans, Professor Magic Xylophone here, and it’s time to separate out the movies you should show to your children in order to encourage a good scientific mind from those that should be banned for spreading as much misinformation as your high school physics book, when it told you there were only four dimensions. This time we’re gonna have a look at what is considered the gold standard of Dinosaur movies (No not the land before time, which I believe should be banned forever), Jurassic Park! Continue reading

Magic Xylophone: 2012

Posted in MAGIC XYLOPHONE with tags , , , , on November 30, 2009 by Professor Magic Xylophone


Greetings fellow human beings, Professor Magic Xylophone here, expert in all things science.  The Rosses have called on my extraordinary brain once again to protect you innocent movie-goers from evil movie producers and their pseudo-science. This week they also claim clairvoyance! Well I claim shennanigans! Let the science begin! Continue reading

Magic Xylophone: 28 Days Later

Posted in MAGIC XYLOPHONE with tags , , , , on November 23, 2009 by Professor Magic Xylophone

Hello there fellow human beings: I’m Professor Magic Xylophone, an expert in all things science. If it’s Microbiology, Geology, Botany, Physics, Chemistry, Zoology well… you get the idea, I know it all. I’m going to use my extraordinary brain to stop you being deceived by the devils in Hollywood who use phoney science to fool innocent movie-goers. Let the science begin! Continue reading

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