This week I’m running my keen eye over the return of Gordon Gekko, probably the second best villain in 80s cinema. If you need to ask who is first then we could have a problem… Read more »
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Happy Trails Hans… Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
Posted in HAPPY TRAILS HANS with tags Hans Gruber, Michael Douglas, Movies, Oliver Stone, Shia LaBeouf, trailers, Wall Street 2 on February 1, 2010 by Hans GruberHappy Trails Hans: The A-Team
Posted in HAPPY TRAILS HANS with tags Die Hard, Hans Gruber, Movies, REVIEWS, The A-Team, trailers on January 21, 2010 by Hans Gruber
I am an exceptional thief. And I’m also an exceptional reviewer of movie trailers. This time round, I’m putting Hannibal, Face, Murdock and BA through their paces. Yippee-ki-yay. Read more »
Happy Trails Hans: Knight And Day
Posted in HAPPY TRAILS HANS with tags Cameron Diaz, Knight and Day, Movies, Muse, Tom Cruise, Trailer on January 12, 2010 by Hans Gruber
Yes, I’m back after a busy holiday. Christmas can be so hectic, especially when you have a skyscraper to commandeer. I’m now ready to give you my full attention. Let’s see if this time Tom Cruise does get to walk off into the sunset with Cameron Diaz… Read more »
Happy Trails Hans: Clash of the Titans
Posted in HAPPY TRAILS HANS with tags Clash of the Titans, Hans Gruber, Liam Neeson, Movies, Muse, Sam Worthington, trailers on November 13, 2009 by Hans Gruber
John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon? No, it’s super terrorist and exceptional thief Hans Gruber, back on RvR to take a look at the latest trailers.
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Happy Trails Hans: Inception
Posted in HAPPY TRAILS HANS with tags Christopher Nolan, Hans Gruber, Inception, Leonardo DiCaprio, Movies, Trailer on September 4, 2009 by Hans Gruber
Yes, I am back. And this time I’m reviewing the teaser trailer for the new film by Christopher Nolan. I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, co-operative. Not a lot to ask… Read more »
Happy Trails Hans: Avatar
Posted in HAPPY TRAILS HANS with tags Avatar, Hans Gruber, James Cameron, Movies, Sam Worthington, trailers on August 27, 2009 by Hans Gruber
I’ll get you Harry Potter… I’ll get you Robin Hood… I’ll get you John McClane… I must apologise: where was I? Ah yes, a new trailer. This one looks like its been in more films than I have… Read more »
Happy Trails Hans: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Posted in HAPPY TRAILS HANS with tags Colin Farrell, Hans Gruber, Heath Ledger, Johhny Depp, Jude Law, Movies, Terry Gilliam, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Verne Troyer on August 13, 2009 by Hans Gruber
He is the internet’s evilest trailer reviewer, Hans down. This time he’s critiquing Terry Gilliam’s latest trip into his own imaginaration, accompanied by an all-star cast. But how many stars will Mr Gruber bestow? Read more »
Happy Trails Hans: Fantastic Mr Fox
Posted in HAPPY TRAILS HANS with tags Animation, Cartoon, Fantastic Mr Fox, George Clooney, Hans Gruber, Meryl Streep, Movies, Roald Dahl, Trailer, Wes Anderson on August 5, 2009 by Hans Gruber
Great to see you again, Hans! Gruber is back and he’s getting in touch with his animal side to review the trailer for Wes Anderson’s stop-motion animated version of Roald Dahl’s classic. Read more »
